QIYUN WANG

I am Qiyun jiejie's cow cat and my name is Qiuqiu! I am the black and white kind, but everyone says I am the most beautifulest black and white they ever seen. I think they are very correct.

My most favoritest thing in the whole world is curling up in Qiyun jiejie's arms while she does her research. I lay right next to her keyboard and sometimes I accidentally step on some keys, but jiejie says what I type has more depth than her dissertation. I don't really know what that means but it sounds like a compliment so I will take it.

My daily schedule goes like this: morning sunbathing, lunch sunbathing, afternoon also sunbathing, and at night I pretend I am a scarf and wrap myself around jiejie's neck. Sometimes I also chase my own tail but that is advanced athletics and you humans would not understand.

Oh wait I have a very importantest question — Qiyun jiejie's PhD takes four years right?? So after I accompany her through the whole thing, do I also get a PhD degree? Should I email UT Austin and ask them myself? I think I am very qualified, I have already participated in many many papers (mostly by sitting on them).

— Translated from Meow Meow language